Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience
There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
Time is the best teacher. Unfortunately it kills all its students.
ON A BUMPER STICKER : Watch Out For The Idiot Behind Me.
ON A BUMPER STICKER : Driver carries no cash: He's married!
ON A BUMPER STICKER : Forget About World Peace... Visualize Using Your Turn Signal!
ON A BUMPER STICKER : How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
ON A BUMPER STICKER : Shouldn't your eyes be on the road?
If we all are here to help others , then what exactly are others here for?
An egotist has one point in his favor - he doesn't go around talking about other people!
If you lost your left arm, your right arm would be left.
Money may not buy happiness, but it sure makes misery much easier to live with.